Tuesday, 6 April 2010


Bern'a a wolf in lucky al phases
I eden six donate I back indications.
Gig saint me module nap we hop schulz'i dundee,
At slew gail tow, ah nu peril soap.

Burl Sequels

  • Catcher Fern
  • Jody Blanches
  • Evident Paleness
  • Parole Clarification

Sunday, 28 March 2010


Lying on the floor
The clouds are spinning drunken --
My mind is sunken.

Thursday, 25 March 2010


With beneath from along underneath off
out of past of toward onto inwards
in past in since beside front behind and
up after in after in after in.

Monday, 22 March 2010

Disco Boy, Dance Your Pants Off

Syncopated 8-count swing,
Get your groove on!

Monday, 15 March 2010


I remember pre-conceptual poetry
I remember the excessive lack of high-brow punch-lines
I remember when masturbation was an olympic sport

Thursday, 11 March 2010

Language Will Rape Itself

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Wednesday, 3 March 2010


First thing's first, let's turn off the music. Damn, there's some idiot sitting next to me, watching a movie without any headphones or anything. Wait, am I doing this correctly? Should check the English 111 website. Be right back, mind shutting off, oh, it's countdown day, 3...2...1...0. Back!

Cerebral Paralysis

Jazzy soundtracks to my life,
Make me want to kill some time,
Damn, this is such a sick drum beat,
If I were on Family Guy, I'd, like, throw up around 20 times,

Sketches of Spanish

Hey, love,
Yeah, you,
Have all of your Aryan dreams come true?

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

The Glass House

Every time you close your eyes,
Lies, lies!

Monday, 15 February 2010

An Everyday Poem

I lose my mind when you put your arms around me,
When you talk about Communism, my foot vibrates.
Then again, collecting aluminum gives me a boner
And so do electroclashy acid nu-raves

Saturday, 13 February 2010

A Day in the Life Of

You´re so weird! Oh my god, when you talk, my foot vibrates! Aah! That´s so funny. Do I scare you? No, you're funny! You know, if you don't speak a language for a long time, you might forget it. Do you know that?

Monday, 8 February 2010

Poetry v Music, Us v Them

C'est la faute des ma-
Des magazines
Les Maries, Les Claires
Les Marie-Claire

Monday, 1 February 2010

A Postmodern Review of Harry Potter

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Tzara's Hat

Say, say, my playmate,
Mr. Self-destruct,
Electric Uncle Sam,
Who could appreciate George Bataille,

Calvino's Pants

Close to Earth.
Off balance and overturned.
So we prefered to let the centuries flow by as if they were minutes;
My intention from the very beginning?

Tuesday, 26 January 2010

An Experiment in Brutal Frustration

I wake up early and the morning is cursing:
"Fuck Wharton! You're going to Nursing!"

Monday, 25 January 2010

Memetic Mutation


Lost In Translation

Jis spustelėjo rankeną, ir durys prasivėrė.
Ir už durų buvo kitos durys.
Jis spustelėjo rankeną, ir kitos durys prasivėrė.

Friday, 22 January 2010

Writing Poetry After Auschwitz Is Barbaric

All you modern-day Pushkins, Schillers and Bachs,
You sentimentalists with fake nostalgia for the unremembered centuries,
Die in a fucking fire,

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Recombination (2)

I have recently read "The Reader".

"The Reader" has recently been released. I have read it and I think it is an amazing book.

The world has recently been released from its postmodern prison. This is the conclusion I drew after I read an abruptly titled book - "The Reader". It is amazing to think that a single book could and does have such an enormous effect.

Recombination (1)

Unblemished by the flames of fury, ire
The white man carries on.
Ravaged forests, marrow bones, eternal fire,
Avast! No more!

Benicio! Benicio, mi toro!
Have I not sworn my love to you?
Did I not commit my spirit?
Into your hands, my dearest!

Homolinguistic Translation

Long walks at night--
that's what good for the soul:
peeking into windows
watching tired housewives
trying to fight off
their beer-maddened husbands.

Find and Replace

There will come a time when everybody
Who is lonely will be free...
To sing & dance & pants

7 Up or Down

I plete allegory to the flack of the Unitarian Status of Amethyst, and to the reptile for which it states, one native under Gold, indo-european, with libido and jury men for all.

--- Original: The Pledge of Allegiance

Mad Libs

The aqua has ruined my mind,
(noun) (noun)
The agua has salvaged my soul,
(noun) (verb) (noun)