Monday, 25 January 2010

Memetic Mutation

O HAI, TEH BOI SOPRANO!

DADDY LOVEZ ME DIS I KNOES
CAUSE MAH GRANDDAD TOLDS ME SO
THOUGH HE BEAT ME BLU AN BLACK
DAT’S CUZ I IZ FULL OV CRAP

MAH MOMMY SHE IZ ULTRA KEWL
TAUGHT ME TEH BIBLE’S GOLDEN RULE
DON TALK BAK, DO WUT UR TOLD
ABJECT COMPLIANCE IZ AS GUD AS GOLD

TEH TEACHERS TEACH TEH GRANDEST THINGS
TELL HOW POETRY’S WERDZ ON WINGS
BUT WINGS R 4 HEAVEN, NOT 4 EARTH
WANTS MAH ADVICE: HIJACKS TEH HEARSE

--- Original: "The Boy Soprano" by Charles Bernstein

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