Sunday, 28 March 2010

Haiku

Lying on the floor
The clouds are spinning drunken --
My mind is sunken.

Thursday, 25 March 2010

Prepositions

With beneath from along underneath off
out of past of toward onto inwards
in past in since beside front behind and
up after in after in after in.

Monday, 22 March 2010

Disco Boy, Dance Your Pants Off

Syncopated 8-count swing,
Get your groove on!

Monday, 15 March 2010

11/05

I remember pre-conceptual poetry
I remember the excessive lack of high-brow punch-lines
I remember when masturbation was an olympic sport

Thursday, 11 March 2010

Language Will Rape Itself


~~~ヾ(^∇^)!
( *^-^)/
 ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇`)/
♪┏(・o・)┛♪┗ ( ・o・) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (・o・ ) ┓♪┏(・o・)┛♪
(*゚.゚)(゚.゚*)
(*^^)^*)
( ゚ヮ゚) Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (゚ヮ゚ )
     (!)
( ̄ー ̄)
(?・・)σ 
:O <====8  
ಠ_ಠ; (・_・ 三・_・)
(>^.^.................. (>-_-)>
(>^.^.........(>-_-)>
(>^.^(>O_o)>
( ^)/占~~~~~(>_<)○
∥exit∥ ヾ(^ ^ゞ =з =з =
˘\(°_o)/˘

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Autopilot

First thing's first, let's turn off the music. Damn, there's some idiot sitting next to me, watching a movie without any headphones or anything. Wait, am I doing this correctly? Should check the English 111 website. Be right back, mind shutting off, oh, it's countdown day, 3...2...1...0. Back!

Cerebral Paralysis

Jazzy soundtracks to my life,
Make me want to kill some time,
Damn, this is such a sick drum beat,
If I were on Family Guy, I'd, like, throw up around 20 times,

Sketches of Spanish

Hey, love,
Yeah, you,
Have all of your Aryan dreams come true?